Will someone please bring the case? — (This opinion piece is based on information provided to me by a lawyer who has taught Constitutional Law.) Trump is many things to many people. To some he is a leader beyond reproach, to others he is a turd they wouldn’t want to step in. …

“He’s gonna shine, he’s gonna bloom!” promises new advisor — Perhaps Jack Schafer, Politico’s senior media writer, put it best when describing Ron DeSantis: “He looks and acts like the guy who would confiscate the ball kicked accidentally onto his lawn by kids playing on the sidewalk. …

“The cliff — the cliff — I want the Tesla off the cliff,” he shouted — You may have thought former President Trump was happy with his response to the presidential announcement of Florida’s Governor Ron DeSantis. …

And Eric Trump has ideas . . . — The judge presiding over Donald Trump’s criminal falsifying business records case in Manhattan told the former president Tuesday what he can and cannot say publicly about the case. However, that didn’t stop Trump from taking to Truth Social to blast the court shortly after the hearing wrapped up. …

Discussing the good times with Middie, our Talking Dog — I recently saw an article in Newsweek titled Are You Your Dog’s Favorite Person. It pointed out certain behaviors dogs exhibit towards their favorite persons, such as they wag their tails at you, they keep eye contact with you, and they follow you everywhere and sleep near you. Well, our…

“the smelly one” — Numerous news outlets have now reported that Ron DeSantis is finally set to formally launch his 2024 presidential campaign next week. What they haven’t reported on is the main message DeSantis plans to push from the get-go — clearly pointing out Trump’s “Smelly Achilles Heel”. What follows is the defining…

For the good times — There is no question My Pillow Guy Mike Lindell is not going through “the good times” right now. Lindell claims his company has had to borrow almost $10 million to keep the lights on in order to battle a series of lawsuits brought by voting machine manufacturers who allege Lindell…

Well, not sooo stiff . . . An imagined conversation — bro on bro — Eric Trump was actually whistling a happy tune when his big brother Don Jr. caught up with him earlier this week. “Bro,” Don Jr. said to him. “You seem happy. What’s up? “Didn’t you hear?” Eric responded. “All the TV writers are on strike. All the shows have been cancelled…

Part 4 — Pop-pop pulls out his old umbrella trick — Now Pop-pop could see that William was worried As their slow plopping steps just could not be hurried. For each ten they took, the monster took one, Which put it closer to them — Oh if they could just run! But since they could not, Pop-pop needed a plan, To get…