Trump Surprised They’re Still Talking About Coronavirus After He’s Given Them So Many Other Things To Talk About

President Trump was reported shocked when he learned there are still people talking about the Coronavirus after he’s tried to muddy the waters with so many juicy tidbits of news.

“I must do and Tweet a hundred other things a day for them to gab about, but it always comes back to that damned virus!” he reportedly complained to Melania. “They just never move on for long.”